fuck dean, marry steve, be best friends with bucky and …….kill harry
god i hate u
- who i’d fuck
- who i’d marry
- who i’d be best friends with
- who i’d kill
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats
nostalgia is fun for like 5 seconds and then it’s just really painful